Well, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, finally Big Brother has admitted defeat and hung up the towel, however before they go we have to sit through both Big Brother 2010, and then the shocker that the last housemate standing doesn’t get to go home, but has to fight it out against the Best of the best Big Brother and Celebrity BB.
I watch the latest bunch of fools enter the house and decided that I would give my first impression. Be warned they are harsh, but I think anyone putting themselves up for this type of programme need thick skin. So in the order they went in.
Josie had the most impressive set of bingo wings I have seen in a while, she will surely regret shaking her arms in teh air, as bits of her body were about a second behind the rest of her!
Steve, ‘Fucking Hell’, you’re live on Big Brother Please Do not swear.
Ben, I am not posh, but you sure as hell didn’t get that speech impediment in a council estate.
Rachel, Beyonces Knowles fatter twin.
Nathan a non-descript joiner
Dave an Alcoholic minister, and probably one of the best advertisements for being, or becoming athiest I have ever seen.
Cadtfsyd or Cleaver as it seemed to be pronouced, how the hell you spell it I don’t know and don’t particularly care.
Govan, bitch and sensitive, and so far in the closet he’s in Narnia.
Shabby by name and by nature, and will probably try to claim squatters rights to the house when she is asked to leave!
Sunshine, yes that is her name, I prefer the welsh Haf, meaning summer. Anyway she’s powered by pixie dust and so far up her own arse she probably hasn’t seen any sunshine for a while.
Corin was so dark for a white girl she out coloured Govan, She looked like she had drowned in a vat of Fake tan, that or been swimming in the gulf of mexico.
Then Final the big twist, Mario, picked at random or so we are lead to believe, and instantly given the impossible challenge of being Big Brothers Mole, and to make it harder dressed up in a mole suit with a big sign round his neck saying ‘I am a Mole’, as he was picked at random I give him a hi chance of success.
Although my favourite housemate has to be The Tree, that has now been fashioned into a rather badly made chest of draws!
Anyway, bring on the freak show.