No, not the Boston Red Soxs, but Red Socks, that “Fashion” accessory that many bimberly rambler wear. I would say that it is a form of neo-socialist/communist statement, or a badge of honour for all ramblers club members, either way it is sad, although communism is looking favourable in the current economic climate. Whatever the reason for wearing red sock round town, there is no excuse on the hill.
You’re not some latter day member of the mass Trespass of kinder scout, as back then I can only assume socks came in wool colour or red (Rationing after the war!), your only choice was what stitch your mum knitted them in. You are a sad person, who must have searched high and low for a pair of socks the colour of the devil, you are evil, or at the very least very naughty.
Be warned, it is this season fashion faux pas!